Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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