sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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