I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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