So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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