do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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