we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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