why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize