my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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