I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
try to milk me bitch
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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