I puked a lego.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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