Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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