Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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