return my video game
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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