Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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