dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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