i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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