Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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