and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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