Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
