I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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