his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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