My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just want to make out with him forever
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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