Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
