the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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