9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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