he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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