it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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