come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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