Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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