how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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