i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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