Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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