According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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