Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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