So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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