I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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