that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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