47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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