I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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