currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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