I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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