i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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