I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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