I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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