my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
