I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Two words: blizzard sex
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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