all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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