Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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