so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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