Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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