I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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