"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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