your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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