She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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