Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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