At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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