Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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