North Korea, Best Korea!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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