so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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